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Anonymous asked: I wish I was lucky enough to wake up with your ass and maybe your dick ;)

Eww, beneath these clothes it looks like the creature from the black lagoon made love to albino pig

i wanna know who woke up yesterday with that picture of my ass on their phone.

i haven’t talked to you in what seems to be almost three years, I’m kind of curious to see how much has changed and what is still there.

I haven’t been this hung over in a long while, I guess 20 beers will do that.

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