I’m over the pumpkin spice craze
IT’S ALMOST CHAMPURRADO SEASON!
yeah the last season of HIMYM fucking blew.
I wish I was lucky enough to wake up with your ass and maybe your dick ;)
Eww, beneath these clothes it looks like the creature from the black lagoon made love to albino pig
i wanna know who woke up yesterday with that picture of my ass on their phone.
I’m a lazy slob
i haven’t talked to you in what seems to be almost three years, I’m kind of curious to see how much has changed and what is still there.
I haven’t been this hung over in a long while, I guess 20 beers will do that.