I guess kale and like 20 beers doesn’t mix, I decorated the bathroom last night.
I need to be drunk
I want all the greasy foods right now…. no Kevin, be good.
I need money
I want tattoos, pizza, a new car, burritos, a new bed, your mom, and a life.
I wish they had pizza and burritos that helped you lose weight
- history teacher: what do we use roman numerals for
- me: led zeppelin albums
you want something sugar coated?
go to a doughnut shop.